But one thing I noticed is that it's really hard to walk down the street without seeing some trash.
And me being the weirdling I am, I just love to look at it; figure out what it is; where it came from.
Because the thing is, every piece of litter has a story.
What makes me lol is, if someone else sees it, they have no idea why it's there; nor do they care usually.
But I do.
My crazy mind always causes me to generate ideas on people's litter... why, I don't know. But I thought I'd share some of my randomness.
711 it is.
"I'ma get a Red Four," said Shelly.
"Mayne, you know that jank is mad nasty , and it ain't gon do nothin' but give you a stomach ache," Wanda said back.
Shelly pulled the Four Loko off the top shelf. "But hey, it's gonna get the job done, how I'ma ever tell Jon how I feel today without this stuff in me!?"
"Well whatever," Wanda said.
After buying a couple drinks, they went back to Ashley's house to finish getting ready and pre-gaming for Have a Nice Day Cafe.
At approximately 11:17pm, October 10, 2009, Toya pulled up to Wanda's apartment building and called for them all to come across Grace street to where she was parked.
"Wait a minute! I'm not done with my drink yet!" Shelly screamed, stumbling in her new magenta heels.
Well then you gon hafta chug it on our way downstairs, Ashley said on her way out of the door, "Come On!"
They all rushed out of the building down the stairs, as Shelly struggled to finish her drink before they got to Toya's car.
"Ahhhh finished!" Shelly said as she took her last sip and a seat.
"Don't leave that empty can in my car!" Toya shouted.
Kenneth is weird guy.
He only has a few select friends and an interest in bugs. One of those kids who rides his bike to class and acts like no one else on the road exists.
Last night he went to Mcdonald's with one of the only friends he has, Laura, who happens to be his first love.
"I love me some Quarter Pounders, Half-a Pounder, POUNDER!" he dorkingly said to her with a smile on his face.
They continued to enjoy their time there, and he paid of both their meals with the money he makes working as the guy who dims the lights at the Landmark Theater.
Sitting at the table, they encountered a moment of silence, so Laura took out a few ketchup packets out of the bag.
"Eat Ketchup!" she yelled and threw it at him.
He laughed and decided to keep a packet in his pocket, you know, for sentimental value.
The next day, he decided he was going to finally tell him how he felt about her.
"I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it!" he wrote in his internet journal.
10 minutes later on October 15, 2009 at 3:23pm, he got a call from her.
"OOHHH guess what, Kenneth, Joe finally asked me to be his girlfriend!"
He was speechless;
Desperate for a way out.
"That's great, Laura," he eventually said trying to sound enthusiastic, "I gotta go."
He immediately got on his bike and felt like riding to the end of the world.
Wearing the same jacket he wore the previous day, he discovered the packet he saved and threw it on the ground, angrily.
Joe happened to be the one who stepped on it 26 minutes later.
It was Lisa's 20th birthday. In the middle of the 2 birthdays that really mattered, but her friends wanted to make it matter.
"Let's get bout 4 Lil' Ceas Pizzas! Get drunk, act a fool!" one of her best friends Nick said.
"You know I don't drink, Nick," Lisa said sternly.
"You will next year, even if I have to pour it down your throat!" he said laughing.
"That's what she said!" Sheila added out of no where.
They all laughed hysterically.
The next day was the planned party. Nick went out with some of the people who were going to the party and got pizza, 2 bottles of cheap Vodka, and a six pack of Sprite.
"What's the 6 pack for Sprite for?" Lisa asked while they were all walking home from shopping.
"For yo non-drinkin ass, and for our chasers duuhhh," he said.
She laughed out loud. "Noooo why only 6?"
"Oh cause we ain't got no more money in the party fund," he giggled shamelessly.
Theo, Jenny, Larry and DeeDee claimed their Sprites quickly.
Lisa went to pull off the last of the two for herself and Nick, and didn't know what to do with the ring holder.
"These things kill whales!" she said.
So what!" as he knocked it out of her hand.
Now, for the fun part.
What do you guys think happened here?
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